Phonatix
One of my many fantasies is being a kickass DJ. Unfortunately, lack the musical library in my head that most DJs have and I also lack rhythm. I'm white, man. What I *can* do, however, is dick around with the excellent flash program, Phonatix. Phonatix allows even the uncoolest of the uncool to be able to mix some phat-ass beats that actually sound semi-good. It's aural pleasure, and *everyone* looks aural pleasure.